Friday, December 28, 2012

Christmas in Connecticut

Timothy Birdnow I gazed to the east on a sad December morn a murderous blaze, a beast mad and torn a nation abides the grim rod of torments Where hides our God in this crypt of innocents? Why hide Your face from our pain and distress? Where's Your embrace as they're lain now to rest? Are You just empty verse in an ancient dead book? why did you curse the names read at Sandy Hook? I demanded an answer and silence it brought despair like a cancer invaded my thought agonized souls for those many all innocent dead young bodies in holes, lives lost as the bled from where came so twisted and evil a beast who earns the blame for his murderous feast? and why did not You raise a finger to fell the monster of Newtown, emmisary from Hell? Awaiting an answer the silence it grew debating my horror and questions anew silence in Heaven and deafness of heart lives now unleaven, souls torn horribly apart But Christmas came once and it comes 'round again a Savior was born to destroy all of Sin and the answer lay there in a Bethlehem stable I now was aware it was more than a fable And His answer to me was as quiet as thunder my eyes now could see, the clouds torn now asunder for it is not He who had planted this crop He begged and he pleaded for Man to just stop But we all turned away in our sin and our pride It was we who did slay, it was we who had died Long ago we rejected His love for this cage we had turned to our lusts and our murderous rage He had tried so to warn us, to tell us the way He had sent forth His prophets with the words He would say But we put all those words on a high dusty shelf so He decided to come down here and say them Himself He came not as a king or exalted of state only shepherds to sing on this most wonderous date and the kings of the Earth looked to sharpen the knife at the place of his birth they would seek out his life Where the star hovered high over town that made bread Herod made mothers cry, many children were dead oh the king he was sly, and the streets they ran red as he desperately tried to remove Jesus' head And the Great King of Kings reminded me of all this and He told me of things, how he died from a kiss and he asked me if He who would give up His Son could be blamed for an evil that was done with a gun He had come into life just to die so we live and he suffered much strife for the gift he would give He promised salvation to those who would choose His Christmas incarnation, His wonderful news But He cannot force Men to love or accept in the course of events He joined in as we wept and He mourned as the priests read the names and the stanza His heart breaks there are beasts of the likes of Adam Lanza But He came and He conquered that greatest of stings Death is no longer this world's king of kings while all of the parents are lost in their sorrow Christmas means seeing their loved ones in Heaven tomorrow And while there is pain and a horrible toll grief no longer chains, we are freed in our soul on Christmas He came and on Easter He rose Now we do the same! There'll be an end to our woes So be merry, rejoice in what Christmas does afford For the Sandy Hook children are now with the Lord and one day we'll all meet Him when He shall appear and that day we'll know sweetness and no longer have fear and that's all thanks to Christmas so be of good cheer!

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Saturday, October 20, 2012

Tim`s Published Articles

Here is a list of my published articles:

Global Warming; Don't Confuse us with the Facts
Seal Team Six Now Inherently Racist
Obamacare Debt on a Geological Time Scale
Gun Control and Federalism; Why Arguments Against State Nullification are Wrong
Rising Reverse Racism
The Right to Bear Arms and Self Government
Gun Control; a Failed American Experiment
The Missouri Rat your Kids out or Rat yourself out Act
Adam Lanza - Poster Boy of the Left
Barbarians at the Gates of Sandy Hook
The Twinkie; Demise of an Old White Guy
The 2012 Elections and the Austro-Hungarian Scenario
Professor Calls for Death Penalty for Climate Change Deniers
Another Global Warming Drive By
Sore Liberal Winners
The Valley of the Shadow of Death Panels
Is the Current Heat Wave Caused By Global Cooling
Obama's Fathers Day

The Last Days of Global Warming Theory
,br /> Is Obama Running Interference for the Russians over Katyn?
Obama Degrades our Satellite Capabilities

William Hull Republicans
The Affluent Problem

Hydraulic Fractured Fairy Tales

Obama's Fascist America in 10 Easy Steps

The Bore Wars

British Police Raid Climategate Blogger's Home

The Hamiltonian Newt at Conservative HQ

The Essence of America Revealed in Game 6 of the World Series

The Beast comes to the Bayou?

More Evidence the Warmists are Wrong

PBS Alters Transcript to Hide Obama Gaffe

The Warmists Strike Back

What's in a Name?

The Protocols of the Elders of Liberalism

Warmist Cargo Cult Science Returns

the Cruelty of Caesar's Charity

Buy Me Some Peanuts and Crackerjack

Immolation of the Koran

Courage in Missouri

Power Corrupts

Global Warming Health Scare

Not the Shot Heard Round the World

Your Papers, Please!

Snow Blind

GOP Caving on Pursuit of Climategate (at Conservative HQ)

Victory at C

The Thunder and the Firecracker

Why Sue Arizona and not Missouri

The Case Against AGW - Pluto

First, Do No Harm

Canada Free Press Articles

the Accidental Landlords

Dreams of their Fathers

The New Cold War and how America can Win

Obamacare and the Sorcerer`s Apprentice

Why the Birth Certificate Issue is Important

Money for Nothing

Obama's Failure of Moral Courage

Cyberbullying Laws and the Moral Code

Missouri Police Given Chilling Instructions

Cold Hard Facts and the Big Boned Climate Theory

Martian Methane Suggests Solar and not Human Induced Warming

Rumors of the Death of Arctic Sea Ice Greatly Exaggerated

Green Policies Mean Less Green in our Wallets

Obama Giveth and Obama Taketh Away

Obama`s Desperate Equivalency Gambit

Drill Here Drill Now Helped End Russia-Georgia Conflict

Solar Winds Cooling Warmist Alarm

Political Power Flowing from the Pump

The Right to Mobility

55 MPH; No Blood for Oil

The Green Frontier; Environmental Sentimentalism and Reverse Manifest Destiny

The Green Cross; Inhuman Humanism

The Progressive Road to Hell at Orthodoxy Today

John McCain and the Rollover Republicans

The Race for the Bomb-Then and Now

The Enemy of My Enemy

Junk Neuropsychology

The Essence of War

The Return of the Old Gods; A Challenge to Green Evangelicals

Of Ants and Immigrants (at Intellectual Conservative)

Noah`s Flood Cancelled

Fostering the Tortilla Revolution (At Intellectual Conservative)

Limits of the Nanny State

Hose Colored Glasses

Paradise Lost; Why the Left Loves Muhammed

Where`s the Beef?

The Oath that Binds


St. Louis; The Democrats Paradise

Morning in Vienna

EMP and the Unfought Victory


Plantation America


Empty Womb


The Mad King and the Crazy Left


The Case Against Darwin


The First Right


Barbarian Invasions


It`s a Brave New World after Teri Schiavo Dies


Hot Air


The Hydra Lives


Moment of Truth

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You Didn't Build that Business (from "Butt Deep in the Hooopla"

Timothy Birdnow Sung by Barack Obama to the tune of Jefferson Starship's "We Built this City on Rock and Roll": You didn't build that business you didn't build it you just stole you didn't build that business and now you'll pay your toll. I, er, know you all know me and recognize my face you try to say you built it but that's just not the case Knee deep in the loopholes I'll still raise your tax bite so many taxes to amaze Ill raise them out of sight Joe Biden speaks in mumbo hear him put on quite a show don't you forget now we need more cash to blow You didn't build that business you didn't build it you just stole you didn't build that business and now you'll pay your toll. You know we are arranging corporations to be framed who cares about consumers the corporations will be blamed We just want to dance here I'll smooth-talk them on stage we know we're irresponsible so now we'll stoke up rage Joe Biden speaks in mumbo hear him put on quite a show don't you forget now we need more cash to blow You didn't build that business you didn't build it you just stole you didn't build that business and now you'll pay your toll. It's just another fun day here on Pennsylvania street If A-Rod drops his chokehold we know we will get beat Who counts the money we wasted hugging tree who rides the wrecking ball of our economy? we know you need us 'cause you are simple fools we'll transform your America with all our endless rules (cue voice of Jay Carney) I'm looking out over the bones of the economy on the eve of an election I see no traffic on the streets or shops selling wares (OBama sings) Don't you dare remember, remember (Carney again) Here's your great Messiah in your favorite city the city of red ink, the city of hihger taxes the city that never stops spending (End Carney) Barack Obama: Joe Biden speaks in mumbo hear him put on quite a show don't you forget now er, my boots have iron toe You didn't build that business you didn't build it you just stole you didn't build that business and now you'll lose your soul!

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Sunday, June 03, 2012

The World of Commander Barack

This is sung to the tune of the theme song for the 1960's cartoon Commander McBragg: This is the world of Commander Barack And you know that it's all a big crock He fights monsters galore and all day he shouts "fore" or says says the brag of Barack When Navy Seals go into Pakistan and all the dirt's 'bout to hit every fan He'll lead where they've trodden and he'll kill old Bin-Laden or so says the brag of Barack as tough as it gets with an unc at Auschwitz he can play a mean game of Horse too with his fantasy sons who look just like Trayvon and his bottles of White House hommebrew he can cut all the troops and not even say "whoops" he can flip his bird to every Jew while his gal takes a chill in lovely Seville bleeding America blue. This is the world of Commander Barack and all the taxpayers get sticker shock he can do anything in his world he's a king! while he puts all of us into hock!

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Monday, May 07, 2012

Cherokee Lizzie

Timothy Birdnow

This is sung to the tune of Cherokee Nation, written by Don Fardon and performed by Paul Revere and the Raiders.

Hear the original here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGtlXzsg59U

She claimed decent from the Cherokee Nation
And that gave her a Harvard Law School reservation
Being Cherokee held its attraction
And it helped with affirmative action

She had Nordic type skin tones
and was missing high cheekbones
But she took it all to heart
with her moccasins from Wal Mart

Cherokee Lizzie
Cherokee chick
So proud to live
with her little trick

The Cherokee demanded proof
That Ms. Warren was not some goof
Was she really their own kin
she's a one thirtysecond Indian

Cherokee Lizzie
Cherokee chick
So proud to live
with her little trick

And some day they'll all demure
when they call her Senator
Senator
Senator

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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Werewolves of Washington

Timothy Birdnow

Jack Kemp inspired this little parody with his "Thurston Howl" Obama comment. To the tune of "Werewolves of London" with apologies to Warren Zevon:

Werewolves of Washington

I saw Barack Obama with a barbequed rack of Dachsund in his hands
walkin' through the golf course while playin' his game
He was gnawing at a rib while reading his campaign speech
Gonna give the same old same

 Aaahoo! Werewolves of Washington
Aaahoo!
Aaahoo! Werewolves of Washington
Aaahoo!

Michelle is howlin' around your kitchen door
Ya better not let her in
Poor Ann Romney got mutilated by Hil Rosen late last night
what a mean lesbian

Aaahoo! Werewolves of Washington Aaahoo!
Aaahoo! Werewolves of Washington
Aaahoo!

He's the iron-fisted gent who's run amoke and spent
every penny that a grandma's ever saved
you'd better stay away from him
He'll shred your Constitution
and leave you taxpayers all enslaved

Aaahoo! Werewolves of Washington
Aaahoo!
Aaahoo! Werewolves of Washington
Aaahoo!

Well I saw Warren Buffett walkin' with the Queen
doin' the werewolves of Washington
I saw George Soros walkin' with the Queen
doin' the Werewolves of Washington
I saw Obama drinking a Presidential homebrew with Henry Louis Gates
His pants crease was perfect
Aaahoo! Werewolves of Washington
Aaahoo!
Aaahoo! Werewolves of Washington
Aaahoo!

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Sunday, December 25, 2011

Christmas and the Cross

by Timothy Birdnow

A prisoner of his own fault
ensnared in vain and doomed default
Man walks this world in pain and loss
His only hope is Christmas and the Cross

I looked about in sore despair
A world so wore and full of care
winds unfurled; at sea were tossed
Yet all still flee from Chrismas and the Cross

How can it be if there be God
that Man should suffer iron rod?
I pray my plea to Heaven's gloss
A way must be to Chrismas and the Cross

my brain so full of this assault
my train of thought in much tumult
My bed disquiet, I pitch and toss
I can find no rest, no Christmas nor the Cross

But He endured though much to bear
and took the chore of judgement chair
His birth the sages did emboss
the pages spoke of Chrismas and the Cross

for Christ did come and without halt
to save the sum with no exalt
and Man is freed from that dreadful cost
Yes, there truly is a Chrismas, and a Cross

Now free from my iniquity I soar with no real care
I now can see the Christmas tree, so beautiful and fair
A Savior born on this bright day, the veil torn across
salvation come on Christmas day, and finished with the Cross!
And finished with the Cross...

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Monday, November 21, 2011

The OWS Camptown Ladies

Timothy Birdnow

I banged out this little ditty to the tune of Camptown Races, with apologies to Stephan Foster:

The camptown ladies sing this song
doo-dah, doo-dah
it's getting cold and I've lost my bong
oh-da-doo-dah-day!

Gonna protest all night,
gonna protest all day
I got no money, I'm a leftist hag
and the bourgeois pigs will pay!

The long-haired hippies treat me like a whore
doo-dah, doo-dah
They're all worked up by Michael Moore
Oh-da-doo-dah-day!

Gonna protest all night,
gonna protest all day
I got no money, I'm a leftist hag
and the bourgeois pigs will pay!

We've got no showers or t.v.
doo-dah, doo-dah
But we do have crabs and some t.b.
oh-the-doo-dah-day!

Gonna protest all night,
gonna protest all day
I got no money, I'm a leftist hag
and the bourgeois pigs will pay!

We stink, we're loud, and quite irate
doo-dah, doo-dah
we all demand a Marxist state!
oh-da-do-dah-day!

Gonna protest all night,
gonna protest all day
I got no money, I'm a leftist hag
and the bourgeois pigs will pay!

We have no money to pay the rent
doo-dah, doo-dah
so we hang out here inside a tent
oh-da-do-dah-day!

we'd rather live here like some slobs
doo-dah, doo-dah
then waste our time on real jobs
oh-da-do-dah-day!

We only want what we deem fair
doo-dah, doo-dah
free food and schools and free healthcare
oh-da-do-dah-day!!

so we hang around and smoke our dope
doo-dah, doo-dah
though desperately we need some soap
oh-da-do-dah-day

we're going to riot and roads block
doo-dah, doo-dah
all for our hero named Barack
oh-da-do-da-day

Gonna protest all night,
gonna protest all day
I got no money, I'm a leftist hag
and the bourgeois pigs will pay!

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