Werewolves of Washington

Timothy Birdnow

Jack Kemp inspired this little parody with his "Thurston Howl" Obama comment. To the tune of "Werewolves of London" with apologies to Warren Zevon:

Werewolves of Washington

I saw Barack Obama with a barbequed rack of Dachsund in his hands
walkin' through the golf course while playin' his game
He was gnawing at a rib while reading his campaign speech
Gonna give the same old same

 Aaahoo! Werewolves of Washington
Aaahoo!
Aaahoo! Werewolves of Washington
Aaahoo!

Michelle is howlin' around your kitchen door
Ya better not let her in
Poor Ann Romney got mutilated by Hil Rosen late last night
what a mean lesbian

Aaahoo! Werewolves of Washington Aaahoo!
Aaahoo! Werewolves of Washington
Aaahoo!

He's the iron-fisted gent who's run amoke and spent
every penny that a grandma's ever saved
you'd better stay away from him
He'll shred your Constitution
and leave you taxpayers all enslaved

Aaahoo! Werewolves of Washington
Aaahoo!
Aaahoo! Werewolves of Washington
Aaahoo!

Well I saw Warren Buffett walkin' with the Queen
doin' the werewolves of Washington
I saw George Soros walkin' with the Queen
doin' the Werewolves of Washington
I saw Obama drinking a Presidential homebrew with Henry Louis Gates
His pants crease was perfect
Aaahoo! Werewolves of Washington
Aaahoo!
Aaahoo! Werewolves of Washington
Aaahoo!