Jihadist Nursery Rhymes

In honor of Ramadan, I decided to try to bridge the cultural gap between ourselves and our Islamofascist friends. You can get a good feel for a culture by their nursery rhymes; ever wonder what Jihadists teach their (future suicide bomber) children? I suspect their rhymes go something like these:


HI DIDDLE DOO

Hi diddle doo
We`ll kill every Jew.
Our camels will poop on their graves.
Bin-Laden would laugh to hear such a report
and we`ll make all the rest of them slaves!


YUSEF THE THUG

Yusef the Thug
sat on his prayer rug
eating his Ramadan pie.
Along came Hasad
with a bomb for Jihad
saying ``time now for many to die``!


THE OWL AND THE PUSSYCAT

The Owl and the Pussycat
went to Jihad
wearing a beautiful pea-green boot.
They took several rifles, a lot of explosives
and learned how to hijack and shoot.


MUHAMMAD BE NIMBLE

Muhammad be nimble
Muhammad be quick
Muhammad blast down
with his dynamite stick!


If I come up with any more, I`ll be sure to post them.